Is this shampoo?

Mini-bottles in hotel bathrooms...
Am I the only one who can't read the writing on them?
I mean the font size is tiny. You can't read them.
There's just no way to tell which bottles are which.
Shampoo? Conditioner? Body lotion? Moisturiser? Shower gel?
It's unbelievable how many different bottles there are!
(But no toothpaste).
Even if you have your reading glasses on you still can't read the labels.
Not that you have your reading glasses on when you're about to take a shower!
Not at first anyway.
You get in the bathroom and you see the 18 mini-bottles!
And you think - "figgins - which one is shampoo?"
You pick one hoping the bottles in this hotel will be different.
That you'll be able to read the label.
But no. You can't.
So you walk back into your room to try and find your glasses.
Now you're buck naked, wearing nothing but your glasses, about to take a shower!
You start reading the mini-bottle labels.
The colour is #3422DE and the background colour is #3422DD.
They're so similar you cannot read anything!
It's just not physically possible.
A small defeat in todays modern world!