I'm Jon Jagger, a UK software consultant.
You can hire me! My email address is [jon AT jaggersoft DOT com]
I help teams improve their effectiveness at collaboratively developing software. I built cyber-dojo to promote deliberate practice for software developers.
If you don't like my work, I won't invoice you.
This just caught my eye at breakfast in a hotel.
I had to look up xeriscape. Wikipedia says it means "landscaping and gardening in ways that reduce or eliminate the need for supplemental water from irrigation".